Bacon Man t-shirt

Parties interested in sporting attire like this despite the fact that the designer needs to be repeatedly bludgeoned by the blunt end of that concept we call “subtlety” (YES! I’M QUITE AWARE THAT IS A MAN WHO CONSISTS OF BACON! BY EXTENSION, SIZZLING WOULD BE SOMETHING HE MIGHT GET UP TO!) you can get it from Shirtoid.